Mail Archive

Just thought I'd keep track of all those funny (and not so funny) mails that drop into my inbox from time to time. I don't want to condone it - it's just another form of spam but some of it is worth looking back on from time to time.

Cow-Fu.

2.8Mb video clip. How I laughed when this arrived in my inbox when I was connected via a 56K modem! You might need to right click and save if you're not using IE.

Being A Bloke Is Great

The naughty words have been tampered with to avoid quaranteen and disciplinary action.

Rules for girls

Similar to the above.

Eye Test

I failed.

If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq

Any Iraqis please don't be offended - read it first.

How did we survive

A bit twee this one but I'll let you be the judge.

Beer

Bradford's Olympic Bid

I think every city had a variant on this one - here's the one for mine.

Windows for Geordies

The ITV Digital Monkey

Fightclub, Gladiator, Star Wars, Taxi Driver, Billy Elliot

World Cup 2002

The funniest of the lot in my humble (male) opinion.

New Cashpoint Machines

You know you're living in 2003 when...

My Dilemma

Things that are difficult to say when drunk

The Stella Awards

There's much good about America - and then there's this...

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