Personality Doesn't Go A Long Way

a.k.a The Warthog

I must be mad
I really must have gone soft or stupid
or lost all self respect
I am sitting here next to someone who has
little education
less personality
and the looks of a warthog

I am doing the same jobs
and much more besides
and completing said tasks
twice as quick

I do this every day
and have done for over 18 months
and yet still
at the end of every month
Warthog gets paid more...
a lot more

I am angry

and skint

ae
Aug 2002