Taxi Anyone?

And so we meet again
for this time of year
We pretend these friendships
really do exist
So far up our rear ends
The wood for the trees and all that....

I'm sure I've had this conversation before
It wasn't interesting then either
and it's freezing stood outside
I'm sure I stopped exhaling ages ago....
Oh well
It's Christmas
Pizza slice anyone?

I didn't realise you had padded walls
Sorry
that should read
you Should have padded walls
then I could launch myself at them
instead of at you
I love comedy
but can't stand farce
and this is right on the 'Borderline'
as Mrs Ritchie once said
"It feels like I'm going to lose my mind..."
Oh well
Its Christmas
Onion Bhaji anyone?

Perhaps I was always far too far gone
to notice before
But my more frequent meetings with Fizzy Liquid
give me more control than back then
I always used to think it was me
but I was wrong...
very wrong
It won't happen again you know...
No no
Never again

Oh well
It's Christmas
Taxi anyone?

ae
Dec 2001