A Successful Drunk

Its not easy being an alcoholic
It takes years of practice
Thousands of headaches need to be overcome
Many hours need to be put aside
to pursue this activity
Its not something you can do whilst
doing something else you know
(other than smoking and talking shite)
Full commitment and loyalty need to be demonstrated
to become a successful drunk

So remember
Next time you look at a drunk with scorn and pity
Think again
You are looking at someone whose dedication to the cause
makes your attempts at success
look pretty darn weak.

ae
Mar 2003