Shall We Watch The War Or The Oscars?

AKA - All Americans Are Stupid

(To be read in an American accent)

Him - "Shall we watch the War tonight honey?"
Her - "but...but...the Oscars are on at the same time"
Him - "awwww honey....the oscars are on every year...
can't you just miss it this once...pleeaase...?..."
Her - "yes but the war is full of people getting killed"
Him - "and the Oscars is soooooo boring"
Her - "but I like to look at the dresses the women are wearing..."
Him - "oh OK then honey if it makes you happy lets watch the Oscars...
I'll tape the War... Do we have any E240 tapes left
pumpkin?...?..."

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Mar 2003