Writing

The general ramblings and observations rattling around in the head of thirdchimp.net. A great man once said "I never knew you wrote such bloody awful poetry" and while we'd never be so presumptious as to call it such the sentiments still apply. There's an rss feed here.

Author AE Jun-06 The Human Race Everyone Is Fucked Apr-06 A Party For One Corpses and Voices (N.E.R.D) Mar-06 The state of being unfrequented by human beings (there is no such thing as love) Feb-06 Beauty And Disgust Nov-05 Absinthe Makes The Heart Grow Fonder Oct-05 Used To Love Someone Beautiful You Sep-05 Turn Off The Machine Spacehog Trust And Love And Carbon Monoxide Aug-05 Hate Drunk At Last A Hug Scared Beachy Head Mar-05 Dreams Feb-05 Biting My Tongue Jan-05 Happy New Year Lack Of Faith In Your Speedometer Grief No One Here Gets Out Alive Sep-04 Fat Nation Jul-04 I Miss You All I Ever Wanted Jun-04 Insanity Runs In The Family Nothing Forever Loneliness & Pain 18 Months Later Mar-04 What Not To Wear When I Grow Up Feb-04 Skydiving Is For Lunatics Weather Woman My Body Has A Voice (A Riposte) Nov-03 The Door Oct-03 Almost The Ultimate Choice Sep-03 Sleep Jul-03 Nothing An Endless Night The Miserable One (Two?) Sick A Career Person Jun-03 Afterlife May-03 The Nationwide Brain Removal Scheme Mar-03 A Successful Drunk Why I'd Be A Crap Vegetarian A Vertical Message For Her Shall We Watch The Oscars Or The War? Feb-03 A List Of Things That Aggravate Me Jan-03 The Best Half Hour Of My Life What A Waste - Part 1 Dec-02 Lonely Or Alone? Screaming A Lullaby Nov-02 My Own Personal Hell Depravity Oct-02 Room Of Insecurity Sep-02 Two Es And A Fail Please Aug-02 Personality Does Not Go A Long Way Love Spontaneous Combustion Jul-02 What Am I? Thirsty It's That Time Again The Office Jun-02 The Bank Wreck How To Ruin A Shop Assistants Day May-02 The Respirator Apr-02 Dog Lover No Apparent Reason Say It Again Feb-02 Hate Golf And Travelling Paper Shuffler Jan-02 A Recession? One Good Reason To Take Up Burglary Dec-01 Calorie Fear Taxi Anyone? TV Nightmares Nov-01 Could've Been Germs On Planet Zero Happy Not Sad Hymn For The Ginger Hair Sober The Joy Of Not Being A Spider

Author NJ Jul-06 The Fear (Part 2) - A General Theory Expanding The British Empire Mar-06 The Fear (Part 1) - A Forward Roll Nov-05 5 Years Oct-05 Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder May-05 The Taxi Rank (And A Magnetic Man) Ungrateful Feb-05 Coathangers For Skirts Oct-04 Tonight I Am Ill Sep-04 Jamey, I'm Sorry The City At Night Aug-04 Bradford's Bouncing Back (It Never Had A Chance) Jun-04 A Melancholy Morning Apr-04 Tick Tick Boom Mar-04 The Hangover Feb-04 My Body Has A Voice Dec-03 Bewitched Nov-03 Rat Race Sep-03 Communal Urinal Aug-03 The Living Dead New York Jul-03 Unlucky Burglar, Unlucky Me Jun-03 Domesticity May-03 Being Gary Apr-03 Coming Home From Work Mar-03 Swinging Feb-03 Bad Guest Ashamed Jan-03 Eggs And Salsa - The Last Supper My Recurring Dream Dec-02 Strike Me Down Nov-02 Drinker's Haiku #2 Oct-02 The Car Park SAS God With A Capital G Drinker's Haiku Sep-02 Clubbing And Slumming Aug-02 Waiting Jul-02 The Masks Of Leon J. May-02 Memo To Self (No. 1) Core Dump The Most Natural Thing Apr-02 The Whispering Mar-02 Bishop Stortford Feb-02 Theraputic Writing Your Boulders Jan-02 Man Alive Midnight Dec-01 You Lucky Ba***rd Nov-01 JK A Fear Of Bed Oct-01 GMTV Saved My Life Jack Mar-00 Paranoid? Author KJ Feb-06 Grandad Is Late Home From Work Author PM Mar-04 Reminiscing's Not For Me Author DT Jun-02 True North

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