Dog Lover

And the dog barks...
I've never known a dog quite so consistent
It's internal clock is spot on

And now after weeks of 6am wake up calls
My clock is almost as accurate

I now no longer need the dog
Alarm clock or nightmare
To wake me in time for work
I do it (un)naturally

Marvellous!

I saw the said 'dog' the other day
After previously only hearing him for months
It was great to put a face to a voice

Now don't get me wrong
I like dogs
I own two of them but

Unfortunately I got a strange rage
Swelling up inside me making me
Want to rip this dogs throat out....
Even more than I wanted to rip
Celine Dion's head off
When I watched her spouting incredibly ignorant shite out
On 'Parky' last week

At least the dog can't help being a complete twat

ae
Apr 2002