One Good Reason To Take Up Burglary

Quoted from The Telegraph and Argos - Bradford - 31/01/2002

"Magistrates Court File

Case 1

Robert Flaherty, 39, Fourth Street, Low Moor, Bradford
Burglary
£40 costs

Edith Smith, 60, Eccleshill, Bradford
Failure to clean up dog dirt
£50 fine £30 costs"

Enough said?

You see,
perhaps it's just me but
I would much prefer her dog to shit on my lawn
than him to sell my TV
to fund his drug habit.

ae
Jan 2002